lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

View text
  • 3 hours ago
  • 217871
View photo
  • 3 hours ago
  • 10911

heliolisk:

bnewdvntz:

heliolisk:

what people think I look like when I read anon hate:
image


what I actually look like:
image

Now, now, no need to be a 

hothead

View text
  • 3 hours ago
  • 17580
View photo
  • 3 hours ago
  • 224867

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

image

do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

View text
  • 3 hours ago
  • 418291
View photo
  • 3 hours ago
  • 57842
View photo
  • 3 hours ago
  • 142811
View photo
  • 3 hours ago
  • 21685

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

View text
  • 3 hours ago
  • 348547

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

View text
  • 3 hours ago
  • 457181
x